These all fail on slow/flakey internet:
* ad revenue driven excess JS e.g. news sites
* misuse of React, Angular, or other JS frameworks for content
* js;dr e.g. https://webwewant.mozilla.org — that site itself is NOT the web I want, see screenshot via @anseljh:
a jpg. As @seanparsons also noted in https://twitter.com/seanparsons/status/462993907585134592
“One that doesn't require Javascript”
More: indieweb.org/js;dr

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